1st – “It
is better to abolish service tax on all services except one business
auxiliary service because it covers almost all services and areas.”
2nd – “But it will be a great loss.” 3rd – “To whom and why?” 2nd – “It likely to create great
loss to authors and publishers of service tax books, which are
growing like a mushroom.”
Two Friends starting their career in same
line were heard talking:
One: “I am starting
a coaching centre”. Other: “I am starting a vocational centre” One: “What is vocational centre”? Other: “It is hassle free, remunerative
and attractive for students”. One: “Why is it so”? Other: “I am still smarter then you.
Vocational centres are exempt from service tax”.
Bank Manger: (after
seeing customer’s visiting card): Last time you
were the Director of the Company, but this card says that you
are proprietor of the firm. What’s the matter? Customer: Sir what to do, after every Budget
I am forced to change my status according to the service tax
provisions.
Rikshaw Puller to
Central Excise Officer: Sir, I have come here to enquire
whether I should obtain service tax registration. Central Excise Officer : What service do you
provide? Rikshaw Puller : I commute people from one
place to other in a rikshaw. Central Excise Officer: OK come again after
3 days. I will have to refer to the law.
Politician: I want to serve
you and that’s why I am seeking election. Voter: Who will pay the Service Tax?
